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ALLEGED MY FUCKING ASS

That’s interesting

SEX ACAMDEY

American middle class values? Hey, whatever happened to them? Looks to me like everyone wants too much and are not happy if they don’t have it.

No worries, the young monkey’s are going to fix this mess, right after the next concert, racecar race, football game, big bash, next joint. Well, maybe the next concert or joint after that, he he he.

Oh to hell with it, life is good here and the camping is great. Life is good when you can nap whenever you like and I don’t have a honey do list here.

Obama urges patience on economic stimulus plan…… Well sure, I have all the time in the world. I have all I need and plenty of money in my pocket, no problem, life for me is good that way.

Welcome to the Church of The Cock and Pussy. We hope you brought your own, we’re not a service provider. Today’s sermon is the importance of birth control on an over populated planet. My, my, we have such amusing thoughts here at Polly’s Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse. He he he.

Study: That muttered curse word that reflexively comes out when you stub your toe could actually make it easier to bear the throbbing pain, a new study suggests….. Duh !!! Swearing eases lots of things bothering a soul. If it wasn’t such a fucked up world maybe we wouldn’t swear so much. Or maybe we would just switch to, “Isn’t this a wonderful fucking world? I fucking love it here.”

This weeks POST SECRET is pretty good, but it always is.

Obama chooses Ala doctor as next surgeon general…. She looks sort of fat to me, not a good choice for telling others to eat right. Or eat to live, not live to eat.

Interesting words in a news story, “and the fact that those in power might try to kill us if we seriously impede their ability to exploit the world.”…. Of course, the greedy are like that.

Yesterday a young man that lives near me tore down my quite street at 40 MPH, I walked over there and said to him right in front of his dad, “Max, if you go down my street like that again I’m going to beat the living fuck out of your pickup and you, do you understand that?” I don’t give a fuck if he is almost a foot taller than me and strong, don’t piss me off, it’s just not wise to piss me off. Then I called him a fucking idiot and went back home. There is a little girl living next door and cats are crossing the street all the time, fucking idiot monkeys.

As I was leaving his dad meekly said, “Slow down son.” What a fucking pussy, my dad would have taken a belt to me to knock some sense into me. It’s no wonder this country is fucked. “Slow down son”, like a fucking kid monkey is going to respect that. I should have told his dad I would whip his ass also for not controlling his fucking monkey and knocking some respect for others into him.

SHAKE YOUR DICK AT THE SUN

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. Billy

Spirit caught a fucking fish

No kidding !! Me !! It was an overcast day so I went to Lake Aldwell yesterday afternoon for a little time on the lake to kill a few beers instead of working on the 5th wheel camp trailer.

Just as I was returning to the boat launch to return home I had a strike and caught a nice rainbow. Geez, now I’m wondering if I should eat a fish that is so fucking stupid that it would let me catch it. Oh well, stupid is as stupid does.

But I had to pay the kings men forty bucks for my fishing license so I think I deserve a few fish for it. It’s not monkeys like me that are destroying the fisheries, it’s the greedy commercial fishing interests that want to make big bucks.

On the way home I stopped at the beer church for a beer and to brag about my stupid fucking fish. Bob was there, long story, but he had spent hours doing something for Ann and it wasn’t good enough for her, man, that stupid little monkey needs to get over trying to please that she monkey, it isn’t ever going to happen.

Claims he just wants to be her friend, bullshit, he wants some nooky and I don’t blame him after all he did for her. If he wants to be her friend, fine, just be her friend, but don't do things for her, just talk to her. They were married for a while and while I won’t question that he loves her he just needs to get over it because he is never going to please her. I would suggest that he sees a shrink but the truth of the matter is that shrinks are as fucked up as everyone else.

I like both of them, but I like him better, just because she has big tits and owns a bar doesn’t carry much weight with me because I think she was using him to get something done that she couldn’t afford to get done otherwise. She monkeys like that really bother me, they are just users, there is no way I would ever date her.

Anyway, I’m talking to other monkeys at the beer church when a she monkey says, “Bill, your zipper is down.” And I say, “What would be the point in it being down if no one else is around?” He he he. I mean, she is leaning over and showing me cleavage, get the fuck over it. Actually, the zipper on those pants is a pain in the ass to get up.

Her male monkey mate shaved his head, don’t ask me why, I don’t know, I said to him, “I told you that if you keep sticking it in there that you were going to go bald.” He he he.

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. Billy

Insanity

Men will always be men, nice butt, Obama didn’t miss it. I love her hair also.

One reason I go camp in the National Park every 4th of July is because the park rangers make sure it is quite and peaceful there.

Insanity in men is the result of being around females. Their need to procreate, build empires, have too many pretty things, and draw attention to themselves, frustrated by layers of the insanity of religions and lack of climaxes due to pricks going off too soon.

Generally speaking, females don't know how to just enjoy a quickie and get off fast. There are exceptions of course, I've known a few of them. The last woman I lived with would get off soon after I stuck my finger in her for a little foreplay. Then when I slipped the dick in her she would raise her head and watch me sex her. Country gal, liked to watch things screw, liked to watch herself being screwed. Ah, but I’ve said that before so I repeat myself. At least she didn’t need so much other stuff.

Drove up to the Deer Park campground Friday, Helen went with. It’s pretty cool up there at the top of the world, I will go camping there soon.

They say that women get dressed up to impress other women. That may be true because no guy ever turned a woman down because her shoes didn't match her earrings.

Mel, Jodie Reunite for Beaver: Los Angeles (E! Online) – Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster are giving it another shot….. Oh sure, what is not to like about a little beaver, he he he.

All religions are equal, equally stupid.

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. Billy

To clean the pool?

At one of the pools I used at the hot springs someone had left a good brush there. The writing on the back of it said that it was for cleaning the pool with. How in the world do you clean an earthen pool in the mountains with a brush?

You can remove leaves that have dropped in it and that’s about it, but it made for a great back scrubber.

I found a cheap wooded property forty miles out of town, now to figure out how to pay for it. Start buying lotto tickets? If I can get property off the beaten path I can start a village of one, move my kingdom, such as it is.

Big tool sale in town next week, I’m going to buy a fat wheeled wagon, it may come in handy in the future.

The 5th wheel had a fancy TV antenna on the roof, I’ve removed it and sealed the hole, one less place to leak.

Obama: full world economic recovery 'a ways off'….. A long fucking ways off.

GM chief says company will make money, repay loans…. Yeah, right, get back to me on that in a few years.

Opinion: Palin bashing is women bashing…. Bullshit !!! It’s just Palin bashing. Picking on a pig with lipstick on it.

Riot-hit western China allows Friday prayers…. Pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full.

A fat homely she monkey waddles up to me as I’m walking across a parking lot the other day and starts babbling about how she and her daughter had just arrived from Hawaii and was broke and I replied with, “I’m unemployed myself.” She looked disgusted and waddled off to talk to someone else. She didn’t look to me like she had ever contributed anything to society and I’m tired of bottom feeders, especially fat ones, so I saw no reason to help her.

I wonder how she managed to make a kid anyway. Oh, wait, many males have no scruples at all and will fuck anything. It amazes me that a male can look at a fat monkey and get a hard on. And I have no idea how two fat monkeys fuck, I try to not even think about it.

Freedom? You are not free, you are slaves to so many fucking things that it’s pathetic.

HOW WILL THEY FIX IT?

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs….. Billy

For a good time call Sara

Pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel shoved into the front of his pants...the barkeep looks down at the wheel and up at the pirate's face several times, before he says "Okay! I'll bite...what's with the steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate winks at him with his one good eye, looks down at the wheel and says, "Har! It's drivin' me nuts! Harrr!"

You CAN get more flies with honey than with vinegar...but who would want more flies?

Traveling in Washington state? Hey, get out of my state, there’s too many monkeys here already stomping all over the fucking place. But if you are here, thanks to some funding from Bill Gates most library’s have good internet service and you can get a guest pass to get on the internet to check your email accounts, post on your blog, etc. Now, get out of my fucking state. Um, you are friendly and have beer? Okay, drop in then.

It sure didn’t take the young she monkey on the other side of my eight foot high fence long to collect another stud monkey. And from the looks of his toys and truck he makes damn good money (or is deep in debt) and is plenty macho, I wonder how long he will last with that nice ‘christian’ empire building girl. No worries, by the time she is fifty she’ll be packing more fucking baggage than she will ever be able to get rid of.

Leslie told me I should get laid because a pocket pussy is just so embarrassing. I asked how a pocket pussy could be any more embarrassing than her dildo but she didn’t reply to that. Hell, I would love to get laid, but only with the right woman and she hasn’t showed up so to hell with it.

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs….. Billy

She came for breakfast

Deer often come into the campground to browse, the areas deer are pretty used to the monkeys messing around on their turf and generally speaking the monkeys don’t mess with them.

Later that morning as I was hiking into the hot springs one was coming up the mountain and had not one of us stopped we would have met in the trail at the same point. She looked at me as if, “What are you going to do?” I stopped and told her to go on and she crossed the trail about fifteen feet in front of me, in no hurry to get anywhere, she was just browsing. After she crossed the trail I continued on to the hot springs.

When I returned from business in town yesterday there was one in the yard, odd place for a deer to be this time of year.

I only took two pictures at the hot springs, will be posting one of them but the other one is, well, personal. Summer has retreated some and it’s been raining some, but didn’t stop me from taking a walk yesterday morning. Stopped at the corner market and Glen said he didn’t watch the news because it just pisses him off and there is nothing we can do about any of it, sadly, he is correct, we are just plain fucked.

Optimism is an interesting thing. But in truth it helps bring down empires, think about it. It is said that trying the same thing over and over again (pretty much how mankind keeps doing things) and expecting different results is insanity. I wouldn’t go as far as to say it is insanity, but it sure is stupidity.

After sending out a group email with a few of my camping pictures and asking others what they did over the weekend a lady replied that they also went camping. No, they went to their alternate empire at the lake where they live just as comfy as if they where at home in their big fancy place. I do not consider that camping, just changing locations.

This is a decentralized democracy, that is one reason it is a piece of shit, interesting.

THE DARK SIDE OF CLIMATE CHANGE

HOW TO VACATION

Have a great day, simply and peacefully, hugs…. Billy