Spirits Doings

That fucking moron

2012-02-15T03:00:00.000-08:00

The white stuff on the roof of that dental office is a moss killer (kinda nasty shit). That moron used enough of it to treat that fucking roof six or more times. And he put it on at the wrong time, no rain was predicted for a while, winds may blow a lot of it off. You should use it just before or during a light rain, and just sprinkle the first couple of feet of the top of the roof at the peak, the rain will wash it down over the rest of the roof. What he did could damage some of the landscaping, not to mention will get in the water supply, fucking moron.

I got on Helen’s chimney sweep a while back for putting that shit on her roof wrong and wasting it. Now he hates me, I don’t give a fuck, he’s a fucking moron, morons don’t tend to like me.

Besides, a more friendly thing to use is powdered Tide laundry detergent.

AMERICA LIKES WAR.

So, how did the lovers day thing go for ya? Some of them killed each other, isn’t love grand? Oh well, if you lived through it you can visit the MUSEUN OF HEARTBREAK. And if you are still in a good relationship, good for you.

It turns out that EDISON WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL, always favored DC myself, at least for small items.

Anyfuckingway, I’m heading out to the boondocks for a few days to rebuild a carb for Terry and work on some MacGyver stuff, the rest of you monkeys are in charge while I’m gone.

Afuckingmen

No cocksucking in the halls

2012-02-14T03:00:00.000-08:00

All he wants……………Is a good screwing today, keep it simple stupid, just give him what he wants. Love isn’t about intelligence, never has been, it’s just some kind of a mental illness or something. So just make this a nice lust day.

Scott and Rick went to a big gun show, all Rick got there was a shoulder holster for his .45, that he hasn’t shot yet. Like many of us he just wants a few guns just in case, we don’t need to be shooting them all the time.

Then he came back to town and ordered THIS.

Scott is a reloader and already has a lot of equipment for that so when they do some shooting he can reload the shells.

Oh hell, WATCH THIS.

Afuckingmen

Putting a kid in place

2012-02-13T03:00:00.000-08:00

PUTTING A KID IN PLACE.

Kids today, go figure, when I was young we had lots of chores and sometimes we got our asses whipped if we didn’t get them done on time. Laurel and I didn’t put much on the kids, maybe we should have. They had to keep their rooms halfway tidy, wash some dishes at times, and not make messes around the house. That was about all that was expected of them.

But as adults they seem to have good work ethics so I guess there was no harm in that in their case. But today’s kids, I don’t know about them, so many of them seem to think the world owes them something, no it doesn’t.

This is a BIT FAR OUT THERE.

My aloe vera jungle had gotten so out of control that the pot had tipped over, yesterday I bought potting soil and repotted nine of the small ones. The big ones had gotten so leggy that I just killed them, except for one I planted outside to see if it can make it out there. It’s a live or die planet.

Afuckingmen

The last picture

2012-02-12T03:00:00.000-08:00

And my last post about the trip into Oregon. Returning to Florence from the beach, about two blocks west of 101 was a stop sign, equipped with a solar panel and red flashing LED lights, never seen one like that before. I took five pictures just to get one when the lights were on.

Spotted on the internut………”I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.”

I got a length of ½” stainless steel tubing at the recycle place, will make four spouts for tapping trees for sap.

POST SECRET

Anyone who idolizes you is going to hate you when he/she discovers that you are fallible. He/she never forgives. He/she has deceived himself/herself, and blames you for it.

Because of the trip and buying a new camera I guess I’ll only be able to tuck about a hundred bucks away this month.

I should stop fucking around and get my ass back out to the boondocks for a few days, rebuild that carb for Terry.

Afuckingmen

That bitch loves the big road

2012-02-11T03:00:00.000-08:00

My sixteen year old truck, the PISSANT EXPRESS has served me well for seven years now, with very little money spent on her. I’ve never had her on an interstate except for the time I went to Oregon to meet Rebecca and I was pulling the camper so wasn’t expecting good fuel mileage. Most of my driving is just around here and I get around 18 MPG.

Filled up the tank in Corvallis Oregon and ran Interstate 5 north to Tacoma, that tank of gas got me all the way back home (over three hundred miles) and I often ran at 65/70 MPH. I estimate I got about 24 MPH on that leg of the trip (but I may be full of shit). That bitch loves to get on the big road and run with the big boys, she ran like a clock and on the last day put me home in just seven hours, I pulled into Monkeyville at 4:00 PM.

The trip total was 808.3 miles. I may aim for Crescent City again someday but if I do I’m taking the big road to go most of the way.

IF I HAD A HAMMER.

The friend is the man (or woman) who knows all about you, and still likes you. Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.

Don’t assume that because you are a nice guy and hold the door open for a lady going into the post office that she is going to let you take your proper place in the line in front of her, no, don’t assume that the bitch with her five packages is going to do that. But the bow is on its way to Thimscool.

Jane, a lady in Kentucky, whose blog I visit, sent me season one and two of DEXTER so I’ll be seeing what that is all about. She has beautiful penmanship.

Afuckingmen

PIG'N PANCAKE

2012-02-10T03:00:00.000-08:00

PIG’N PANCAKE

The morning I left to return home I got up a bit late so went to a pancake house near the motel for breakfast before leaving town and was on the road at 9: AM. The place is as much of a fancy tourist gift shop as it is a café, had all kinds of things in it for sale. I think the meals are a tad on the pricey side but they state they make their own sourdough pancake batter.

Best damn pancakes I’ve ever tasted, and the sausage patties were excellent also so the meal was worth an extra buck or so. That Hot Rod Grill is in Florence, I didn’t go inside, just took the picture.

We are used to pumping our own gas here but you can’t do that in Oregon, I don’t know why, stopped at a Fred Meyer store in Tillamook and the attendant asked me if I had a Fred Meyer card, “No, we don’t have a Fred Meyer where I live.” “Where is that?” “Port Angeles, Wa.” “Got a Safeway card?” Yup, so I gave it and my credit card to him and got a three cent a gallon discount on my gas.

Interesting that I found places there with cheaper gas prices than here even though they have to pay attendants to pump it, and they don’t take tips, at least he wouldn’t take a buck I tried to give him.

Swain’s has 1/8” para cord, I got six feet of it to make a bow string for the Ben Pearson 3330, now I gotta go take that arrow away from Harry. Na, I’m sending the bow to Thimscool.

Afuckingmen

Historic Bayfront area

2012-02-09T03:00:00.000-08:00

The Newport Oregon Bayfront area is interesting, there’s a lot of funky and quaint shops on a narrow street along the waterfront near the marina. Two of them are old historic bars, and likely in the past, whorehouses, I didn’t go into them but did take a picture of a sign over the door of one.

Took the one picture just cuz I thought it would be an interesting picture, might have been if anyone other than me had taken it with that piece of shit camera.

The marina is in an inlet, and they built jetty’s out some distance, it appears to keep down the rolling surf until you get out past it, making it safer to get boats out on the ocean for a day of fishing or whatever.

Want a CHEAP HIGH?

Boy, have you noticed how the price of gunpowder has gone way up? Most maple syrup produced in this country is made on the eastern side but our western big leaf maple trees can also be used to make maple syrup, think I’ll tap a few trees the end of the month.

I’m scrounging up the items I need to make up my 12 volt generator, the hardware store wants 23 bucks for a 5 inch pulley with a ¾” bore, ouch. I’ll look around some before I pay that much.

Afuckingmen

The wave

2012-02-08T03:00:00.000-08:00

You can find all kinds of nudity on Wikipedia, I didn't know that until I came upon that picture there NUDITY.

I suppose you could also find plenty of nudity on U Tube also but I have better things to look on the internut for, like how turpentine is made. Or what the sap from various trees is good for. BTW, don’t tap your apple tree, that is a nasty sap.

Red alder bark contains the anti-inflammatory salicin which is metabolized into salicylic acid in the body. Native Americans used Red alder bark to treat poison oak, insect bites, and skin irritations. The sap is edible and may be tapped between mid February and the first week of April. The wood is also for smoking meat and fish and is an alternative fertilizer (lots of nitrogen in it) when dug into the soil, breaking down quickly and improving the soil texture. Twigs, leaves and the sawdust from the tree can be used as a supplement for cattle and rabbits. Lots of Red alder trees in this area.

Made a gas stove yesterday, wasn’t impressed with it at all. Found some 99% rubbing alcohol but didn’t like the cost & 70% is marginal for cooking. Got two bottles of HEET on sale, will try it, I’m just fucking around anyway.

More about the road trip tomorrow.

Afuckingmen

You are being watched

2012-02-07T03:00:00.000-08:00

There is a tower on the beach that is manned to watch over the dunes that people are messing around on, I’m not clear why they are watched but whatever.

Spotted on the internut…… “You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled ‘drinks are on him’".

I’ve put up over a thousand posts here, TWICE, no shit, bet you can’t do that. I had already busted a thousand posts but because of a recent issue with Blog Spot that I’m as clear as mud about it seems that they (or someone) removed some of my posts, six or seven of them.

I don’t know which posts were removed and I’m not spending any time trying to figure it out, the future is that a way. I keep repeating myself anyway so any removed posts are sure to show up again in some form.

Yeah, yeah, I'll get around to postingANOTHER VIDEO one of these days.

Why don't you make a PENNY STOVE?

Afuckingmen

Also on the Siuslaw River

2012-02-06T03:00:00.000-08:00

Is an old railroad trestle that goes over it, doesn’t look like it is in operation anymore but may be. The span part with the house on top is the control room to rotate it for big boats to go upstream. Against the dark background and because of the suns position it doesn’t show up well but what the hell.

THIS ARE COOL.

Spotted on the internut….. “My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' you get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm still looking for a place to live.”

1943, the year I was born, sure was an ugly year, but it was WW11. On June 30th, my birthday the CCC was abolished. I think that was one of the best programs this country ever came up with, it was sort of like a workfare program and a lot of good things got done because of it. Welfare is a joke, too many bottom feeders take advantage of it.

You young shits will never understand what you missed in the FIFTIES, good days, good days, the Sixties were pretty damn good also.

Afuckingmen

The Siuslaw (sigh-you-slaw) River

2012-02-05T03:00:00.000-08:00

Would be a nice river too live on the banks of, the top picture is close to where it starts dumping into the ocean near Florence, Oregon.

East of town on hiway 126 about six miles is fifty acres of industrial property for sale at what seems like a fair price too me for that much acreage on a deepwater river. I don’t suppose there is much profit in such a business there anymore but it sure would be a cool retirement playground for a man like me and some of my friends that like to create stuff and mess around. And I’m guessing they’ll toss in the old boats and equipment, like cranes and such. And there are some fair size old buildings on it.

Lets see, if six guys went together that would only be 125 grand a man for a cool place to tinker at and we could maybe even make a little money picking up a little work there, enough to pay the utilities anyway.

POST SECRET

I don’t give a shit about fucking football and will be doing something else today. Maybe I should make one OF THESE. But power it with a motor so it goes 30 MPH, I’ll bet just a five HP motor would do it.

Afuckingmen

She’s a nice beaver

2012-02-04T03:00:00.000-08:00

Beaver river that is, there’s a boat launch on the other side of the hiway, looks like a nice river to do some boating on. While I could care less about living on an oceanfront property to watch the surf day after day I could easily live on riverfront or lakefront property.

I did see a 50 acre riverfront property for sale that would be perfect for a man like me, more about that in another post.

The Beaver is a bit south of Newport, the sign says it’s a creek, I think it’s big enough to be called a river.

A dumb shit BLEW HIS FUCKING BOAT UP, did a damn good job of it also.

I DIDN'T KNOW this existed.

Afuckingmen

Lets back up a bit

2012-02-03T03:00:00.000-08:00

To earlier in the trip, anyone going north or south on hiway 101 between Oregon and Washington has been over the Astoria bridge. The pictures are not that interesting but I’m fucking posting them anyway.

Spotted on the internut…… EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?”

I got my Blogger dashboard and compose pages reset back to the old interface that I’m used too, this is a good thing.

The tapioca pudding at the store isn’t all that great so I bought some tapioca pearls (I call them fisheyes) and some pure vanilla extract and made my own, it’s much better.

Afuckingmen

Enjoy some fucking surf

2012-02-02T03:00:00.000-08:00

The whole Oregon coastline is basically a tourist trap, looking at the surf and walking on beaches is a big deal I guess. I took a number of pictures of it but didn’t hang out at any of my stops, it only takes me ten seconds to look at a fucking surf and most of it is pretty wild along the Oregon coast. I’d prefer a nice gentle surf in the Caribbean, or southern California.

Not all the hundreds of places you can stop at to view it are free, many waysides require a permit for day use but I didn’t buy one for two minute stops. I don’t feel the need to live in a home on a coastline like the Oregon just so I could watch the surf all day. And getting a boat out past it could be a real challenge.

Many interesting sights cost you money to visit, like lighthouse tours and museums and such. I was going to visit the pioneer museum in Florence (only three bucks) but it was closed for a month.

SPIDER SEX.

I’m posting an animated file just to test if it will work here, some of us have been having trouble getting .gif files to work right here.

Afuckingmen

On my second day on the road

2012-02-01T03:00:00.000-08:00

I got up and calculated that I still had too tick off about two hundred miles to get to Crescent City and decided that was just too much of a stretch for a three day (four at the most) trip on a slow hiway so I booked my room for another day, drove south about fifty miles to Florence and enjoyed a leisurely sit down breakfast in a little restaurant with an interesting decor, the waitress was a very cheerful old lady on oxygen and the cook according to the sign over the pickup window was cooking impaired, the chicken fried steak and spuds was a bit over cooked but all in all the food was decent.

Prices were reasonable and the place is clearly popular with the locals so it was a good choice.

I spent a few hours exploring around that area then returned to Newport and explored that area for a while before going to the Eagles again for a few hours. The other picture is an old bridge by an attraction between Newport and Florence, Oregon has a lot of roadside attractions and scenic spots to stop and check out.

Spotted on the internut….. “No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl.”

I don’t recall JOHNNY CASH ever looking that young.

I say don’t make Puerto Rico another state, they are enough of a drain on us now, give them independence and let them go their own way. I think most of us would like independence from this fucking government and political system that is such a sham.

The current version of every major browser has the ability to zoom. Hold down the "Control" (Ctrl) and press the plus key (+) as many times as you'd like to zoom in. Control and the minus key (-) will zoom you back out and control and zero will reset you to where you were. Helpful if you want bigger text.

The way I post at Blogger has changed, I’m getting to where I hate changes.

Afuckingmen

I made it to Newport the first day

2012-01-31T03:00:00.000-08:00

Oregon that is. It was coming onto four in the afternoon of the first day and I had had enough of that crooked slow road after over eight hours on it. Rick had mentioned that on his trip that he had stayed in a 35 dollar room there, the place wasn’t hard to spot, it’s right on the hiway, he didn’t bad mouth the place so I figured I would try it and for the price it is a good deal, showing some wear and tear but isn’t a dump.

Asked the manager if there was an Eagles Lodge in town, he didn’t think there was, I looked in the phone book and there was, the welcome center was across the street so I went there to ask for directions to it, “Go north two traffic lights and turn right on hiway 20, you’ll spot it as soon as you turn the corner.” Piece of cake, nice funky lodge with friendly folks in it, I was quite taken with one of the bartenders, she’s a real sweetie pie, I didn’t make it to Crescent City but more about that later.

I see that nothing improved while I was gone, so much for leaving you monkeys in charge.

Spotted on the internut……. “Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.”

I’m tired of shitty pictures, I bought a new fucking camera. Think I’ll take a video of me shooting that one fucking digital camcorder, that should be an interesting video.

Afuckingmen

A fine place to take a shit

2012-01-30T03:00:00.000-08:00

Not everyone packs a port a potty with them but I’m not everyone, I’m me. So I often travel with one in case I need to take a shit, it’s just a handy thing to have along. Park the rig at an angle to the hiway and open a door and you have a little privacy, it’s a most enjoyable way to take a shit. Or pull down a side road a ways and just sit on it in the bed of the truck, no shit. I take my own coffee maker also, good thing, the motel I stayed at didn’t provide one.

Raymond had an interesting rest area, worked for me when I needed to take a piss. And there was artsy fartsy sculptures by it.

Went south almost to Olympia then turned west to pick up the coast hiway, 101, motored south on it, my target being Crescent City, Ca. Wasn’t in any hurry, the coast hiway is a slow son of a bitch to travel on if you are working with a time frame and I didn’t consider my miles the first day to be that good.

I’m going to drag the story of this trip out for a while, will try to keep the posts short. I need to buy a better fucking camera.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE. I often think moving here was a mistake.

Comments are now back on, at least until the wrong person comments.

Afuckingmen

On a road trip

2012-01-26T03:00:00.000-08:00

Maybe it’s a spot of cabin fever, or the need to go some place I’ve never been and grace those folks with the gift of me. Taking the other camera with me, maybe I’ll get some better pictures.

Anyway, won’t be online while I’m gone, I enjoy getting away from the internut at times. Next post will be on Monday, if I don’t get killed out there in the zoo of humanity. Or if I’m not in jail for shooting some deserving son of a bitch.

I’m going to write in the name of my favorite hooker, she’s more honest than these fucking politicians.

ENJOY A BEACH.

Don’t forget to check POST SECRET on Sunday.

Afuckingmen

That’s just bullshit

2012-01-25T03:00:00.000-08:00

That E card is just bullshit, there’s no reason at all why a hooker can’t also be your friend and deserving of a hug, after all, they are human also, never mind how they make a little money to get through life.

If you do know a hooker and she isn’t your friend maybe you just need to find one that is. I’ve never talked to one that I didn’t consider a friend, a better friend than many women I’ve known.

Hookers vary a lot, you can’t put them all in the same pot and judge them that way. Sure some are way screwed up but many of them are more squared away than a lot of women that detest and judge them. Anyway, hug a hooker today, I damn sure will.

All women are whores anyway.

While on that subject, Ms. Fun has a plugged up sink drain, most likely a clogged trap, I’ll go over and clean it out for her today. She has a cold, poor girl, I’ll take her a bowl of my homemade soup.

Leaving on a road trip in the morning, will be gone 3 or four days, I like roads less traveled.

Spotted on the internut….. “She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.”

Afuckingmen

That lazy pussy

2012-01-24T03:00:00.000-08:00

In the winter that lazy pussy will spend the whole night on the cat bed on top of my closet, she’ll go out for a while in the morning to poop cuz for some reason they won’t use a litter box, and return and spend the whole damn day there, then go out for a bit in the evening to poop or whatever before returning to her bed. What a life.

Took the picture of the mountains yesterday morning as the sun was coming up.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN.

I’m ready, BRING IT ON, wouldn’t want me getting too bored around here.

Feeling a bit of wanderlust, going somewhere for a few days, a drive about, help spur the economy some, pollute some burning up some gas like everyone else. Think I’ll leave Thursday.

Spotted on the internut…… she's like the billy mays of hookups...”touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE.”

“He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.”

Afuckingmen

Found a new blog I agree with

2012-01-23T03:00:00.000-08:00

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN.

Available women, enjoy talking to a lot of them but don’t take up a meaningful relationship with them. As for sex I’d rather buy it than live with it, modern American women (generally speaking) are a pain in the ass and I don’t feel like putting up with them. I get along great with Ms. Fun and Helen but they are a lot like me so there ya go.

Not that there isn’t some good women around, it’s just that they have mates and therefore are not available. I’m not the only man fussing about women these days but I sure as hell approve of them making their own way on their own money.

Got a short in the kitchen camper wiring, the original wiring in the roof going to a light, I cut the wire so everything else will work. That poor old camper is on it’s final days, this summer I’ll tear it apart and build a new kitchen unit. The crock pot of corned beef soup turned out good.

Afuckingmen

Hope

2012-01-22T03:00:00.000-08:00

Put a corned beef roast in the crock pot with spuds and such last night, never tried that before, hope it turns out okay.

Warmed up and the snow is melting fast here, side streets turned to slush and will be clear by today, the silly news media goes on and on about flooding. Sofuckingwhat, it’s a way of life here and life goes on. And floods only affect those stupid enough to build (or be) where they shouldn’t.

Many in the Seattle area are without power, it would be no problem if they had heaters like mine, they’re great. Not my fault if stupid monkeys are not prepared to deal with living without the grid, it’s not that hard to do.

THE CATS WERE SO CONCERNED..

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My pecker isn’t interested in the redhead at the bank, I just enjoy talking to her.

Wasn’t online much yesterday, it’s just a bunch of monkeys fucking around and my computer has a sleep button.

Spotted on the internut…..Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.

Afuckingmen